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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

The heaviest proton emitter: New type of atomic nucleus discovered - Phys.org

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Celebrity breast cancer announcements highlight rising rates in young women - NBC News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

No way

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can adults grow new brain cells? - Live Science

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

HBO’s New Movie Fiercely Splits Critics & Audiences On Rotten Tomatoes - Screen Rant

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..