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12.06.2025 01:03

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
The heaviest proton emitter: New type of atomic nucleus discovered - Phys.org
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Celebrity breast cancer announcements highlight rising rates in young women - NBC News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
No way
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can adults grow new brain cells? - Live Science
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
HBO’s New Movie Fiercely Splits Critics & Audiences On Rotten Tomatoes - Screen Rant
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..